17:28 12/12/2006
It all happened somewhere in the early mornings between 3 to 6, I would say. I was having a crazy nightmare about a haunted house - in no case, was there any monster that was roaming around in the house, rather the house keeps altering itself ala harry potter to strange dimensions; often leaving you in a sense of "whats next and whats where ?kinda feeling!".
-----------I give it to you as though I am a part of it--------
It was 3:30 in the evening. There I laid with my college and high school mixed crowd, in a medieval school like building. Kili bungalow, as they call it! has been handed over to the local Church of South India parish from the original Armenian brothers. The legal battle finally had its say and giving its due respect in its 200 years old ancestry they have handed it down to the Archbishop in a small community function yesterday. As a move to celebrate this, they have called in all the affiliates to hold an intra community festive. I somehow got myself into this celebration. The building has been decorated wonderfully but poorly maintained. One could see the shine of the red floor amidst the dirt sprayed all over it. The remains of the old antiques like photo frames, book shelves etc.were covered in a coat of spider web. The doom covering the hall had many intricate designs that set the light in a varying tone.
I was spending some time along with my friends in one of the least participated festive events preparation in one of the grand hall.The hall had a simple balcony made completely of timber with sodium vapor lights decorating it in a slight dim of ambience. Groups were mildly scattered all over the balcony. All of them were in semi-sleep mode positioning themselves at strange postures between themselves. It was a slow play that was rehearsed for the show to be set up tomorrow. A sense of drift made us to walk away from the area and explore more. Having walked out of the hall's balcony, I noticed that walls were not cemented but plastered rather. It was a indo-portuguese style of architecture. The material were local, but the elaborate designs were exotic. It suddenly grew spooky though, mainly because of the fading light and the echoing sounds of breeze inside the vacant area. I was lost in a moment of madness and absorption to the situation.
There was a chirp sound that was heard so ever as if it was the background of some stupid television serial. zzzzZZz. In a moment of hurry the sound grew heavy and in the process the wall gave way - leaving the way that leads to the balcony behind obstructed. In a sense of paranoic bursts inside the mind, Rakesh squeezed himself out through the diminishing stairs that leads to the floor above.Walking in the same stairs, we were struck inside to see that the stairs run directly to the ceiling floor bed.
We were so damn freaked out, the way back is completely out and the stairs now lead to the ceiling floor.
There was a huge ventilation fan that was hanging on one corner and quite frankly there was no way out. Chasing the fading light withstanding suffocation and drop in pressure we managed to rip open one of the fan's wings and reach ourselves out. Eventually we dropped on the terracotta slope over the ruined garden. We grappled ourselves to the nearest window and pushed ourselves in. Taking in heavy breaths we look up and wonder at a grand ball with people dancing slow music. Damn, we have traveled through time.
PAUSE
And there it ends for now.
Friday, December 29, 2006
TOTFL
TOTFL (Test of Tamil as a Foreign Language)?
Joot !
Questions:
1) What do you do with a Gujili?
a) Gujaals
b) Gilma
c) Gilpans
d) Galij
2) What is a Jujubi ?
a) Something sweet
b) An easy one
c) A tough one
d) An Alwaa
3) What is Alwaa?
a) Something you find in Tirunelveli
b) What a girlfriend gives when she marries someone else
c) A laddu
d) Jujubi
4) What is the respectful way to address a friend?
a) Machi
b) Sir
c) By name
d) Aiya
5) Who is a 'Frooti' ?
a) A studious person
b) A sportsman
c) The professor
d) A soft drink
6) When someone says 'nambitten', what do they mean?
a) I don't believe you!
b) Sure, I believe you
c) Are you nuts??
d) I have to catch a bus
7) Who or what is Peter?
a) A tourist
b) Someone who talks only in English
c) Peter Jones
d) Your teacher
8) For which of the following events will you say 'Gumbaloda Govinda'?
a) When you go to Tirupati as a group
b) When you do group studies
c) Meeting a Hindi actor
9) What is a 'rupture'?
a) Kadi
b) Draabai
c) Trouble
d) Danger
10) When Someone refering to a woman as 'Seriyana Kattai ' ?
a) she is genius
b) she is lean
c) she had looted all guys eyes...
d) she wears wooden chappals.
Check out the answers ..
Correct Answers:
1 - a
2 - b
3 - b
4 - a
5 - a
6 - a
7 - b
8 - b
9 - c
10 � c
If you have scored more than 7 marks , Kalakitta maams...
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You got failed ?..dont worry ..Refer the following Dictionary Of �Madras Tamilu� to pass in this TOTFL Exam...
Allwa - To cheat
Aatha - Mother
Abase - Loot adiththal
Alppam -A silly/cheap dude
Anna - The elder brother
Anni - Anna's figure
Appeettu - Unsuccessful
Asaththal - Kalakkal
Bajari - A not-so-friendly figure
Bandha - Pillim
Bekku - Fool
Body - Muscular Machi
Chithee - Aunty Figure
Dapsa/Doop - Lie
Desi Gujili - An Indian figure in US
Dhil - Courage
Dhool - Super
Dham - To smoke
Daavu - Site seeing
Dickielona - A friendly game played in Delhi (courtesy Movie: Gentleman)
Damaram - Deaf
Dori - Squint-eyed Figure
item - Young/Attractive Lady/Women/Girl
Freeyaavidu - Forget it
Gaali - Appeettu
Gujili - Figure
Guru - Head of the gang
Gujaals - Having fun with Gujilis
Gaanapaattu - Rap song sung by Machis
Galeej - Dirty
Gilli , Goli - Traditional games played in Madras
Goltti - A dude from Andhra
Jakku - An exclamation on seeing a not-so-Takkar figure (see Jil below)
Jollu - Bird watching
Jilpaans - Gujaals
Jute - Escape when caught up by girlfriend's father.
Jujubi - Easy
Jil - An exclamation on seeing a Takkar figure
Jalsa - Same as Gujaals
Kaattaan - Uncivilized/ Rude Machi
Kenai - Idiot
Kikku / Mabbu - Intoxicated/under influence
Kalakkalls - To cause a flutter
Kanai pakri - Friend of ushar pakri
Kindal - To make Fun
Kaka adikarathu - Putting soaps to someone
K M L - Kedacha Mattum Labam
Kutti - Figure
Kudumba figure - Homeloving Gujli
Kudumba paatu - A song with which machis identify themselves
Kulls - A short machi
Laddu - Allva
Loot adiththal - to steal
Maams - One cool dude
Maanga - Fool
Machi - Maams
Mandai - A sharp guy
Mary - feminine of Peter
Mavu - refer O B.
Nachunu - Bull's eye
Nambitten - I don't believe you
Naattu Kattai - A well-built village figure
Naattan - Villager
Naamam - To cheat
Naina - Father (courtesy Telugu)
Kadalai - Machi talking to a Gujili or vice versa
OB - To waste time
Ottal - To make fun of some one
Ondrai anna - Worthless
Pattaani - Machi talking to Machi or Gujli talking to Gujli
Peter Party- Machi trying to show off by talking in hi-fi english
Pathni - A figure who goes around the block
Pakkri - A shrewd dude
Petta - Area
Pisaaththu - Cheap
Pillim - Show-off
Peela - To lie
Rambo - A manly figure
Sister -Often used by Machis while Approching Figures for the first time
Songi -Lazy
Saanthu pottu - Possibility of getting beaten by a stick (courtesy Movie: Thevar Magan)
Takkar figure - Semma figure
Thanni - Liquor
Thalaivar - Leader
Tin katrathu - Getting into trouble (courtesy Movie: Anjali)
Ushar pakri- Smart pakri
Vennai - Fruit
Weightaana figure - A very attractive/rich figure
Wrong kaatrathu - Acting indifferently
Regards
Pistha
Joot !
Questions:
1) What do you do with a Gujili?
a) Gujaals
b) Gilma
c) Gilpans
d) Galij
2) What is a Jujubi ?
a) Something sweet
b) An easy one
c) A tough one
d) An Alwaa
3) What is Alwaa?
a) Something you find in Tirunelveli
b) What a girlfriend gives when she marries someone else
c) A laddu
d) Jujubi
4) What is the respectful way to address a friend?
a) Machi
b) Sir
c) By name
d) Aiya
5) Who is a 'Frooti' ?
a) A studious person
b) A sportsman
c) The professor
d) A soft drink
6) When someone says 'nambitten', what do they mean?
a) I don't believe you!
b) Sure, I believe you
c) Are you nuts??
d) I have to catch a bus
7) Who or what is Peter?
a) A tourist
b) Someone who talks only in English
c) Peter Jones
d) Your teacher
8) For which of the following events will you say 'Gumbaloda Govinda'?
a) When you go to Tirupati as a group
b) When you do group studies
c) Meeting a Hindi actor
9) What is a 'rupture'?
a) Kadi
b) Draabai
c) Trouble
d) Danger
10) When Someone refering to a woman as 'Seriyana Kattai ' ?
a) she is genius
b) she is lean
c) she had looted all guys eyes...
d) she wears wooden chappals.
Check out the answers ..
Correct Answers:
1 - a
2 - b
3 - b
4 - a
5 - a
6 - a
7 - b
8 - b
9 - c
10 � c
If you have scored more than 7 marks , Kalakitta maams...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You got failed ?..dont worry ..Refer the following Dictionary Of �Madras Tamilu� to pass in this TOTFL Exam...
Allwa - To cheat
Aatha - Mother
Abase - Loot adiththal
Alppam -A silly/cheap dude
Anna - The elder brother
Anni - Anna's figure
Appeettu - Unsuccessful
Asaththal - Kalakkal
Bajari - A not-so-friendly figure
Bandha - Pillim
Bekku - Fool
Body - Muscular Machi
Chithee - Aunty Figure
Dapsa/Doop - Lie
Desi Gujili - An Indian figure in US
Dhil - Courage
Dhool - Super
Dham - To smoke
Daavu - Site seeing
Dickielona - A friendly game played in Delhi (courtesy Movie: Gentleman)
Damaram - Deaf
Dori - Squint-eyed Figure
item - Young/Attractive Lady/Women/Girl
Freeyaavidu - Forget it
Gaali - Appeettu
Gujili - Figure
Guru - Head of the gang
Gujaals - Having fun with Gujilis
Gaanapaattu - Rap song sung by Machis
Galeej - Dirty
Gilli , Goli - Traditional games played in Madras
Goltti - A dude from Andhra
Jakku - An exclamation on seeing a not-so-Takkar figure (see Jil below)
Jollu - Bird watching
Jilpaans - Gujaals
Jute - Escape when caught up by girlfriend's father.
Jujubi - Easy
Jil - An exclamation on seeing a Takkar figure
Jalsa - Same as Gujaals
Kaattaan - Uncivilized/ Rude Machi
Kenai - Idiot
Kikku / Mabbu - Intoxicated/under influence
Kalakkalls - To cause a flutter
Kanai pakri - Friend of ushar pakri
Kindal - To make Fun
Kaka adikarathu - Putting soaps to someone
K M L - Kedacha Mattum Labam
Kutti - Figure
Kudumba figure - Homeloving Gujli
Kudumba paatu - A song with which machis identify themselves
Kulls - A short machi
Laddu - Allva
Loot adiththal - to steal
Maams - One cool dude
Maanga - Fool
Machi - Maams
Mandai - A sharp guy
Mary - feminine of Peter
Mavu - refer O B.
Nachunu - Bull's eye
Nambitten - I don't believe you
Naattu Kattai - A well-built village figure
Naattan - Villager
Naamam - To cheat
Naina - Father (courtesy Telugu)
Kadalai - Machi talking to a Gujili or vice versa
OB - To waste time
Ottal - To make fun of some one
Ondrai anna - Worthless
Pattaani - Machi talking to Machi or Gujli talking to Gujli
Peter Party- Machi trying to show off by talking in hi-fi english
Pathni - A figure who goes around the block
Pakkri - A shrewd dude
Petta - Area
Pisaaththu - Cheap
Pillim - Show-off
Peela - To lie
Rambo - A manly figure
Sister -Often used by Machis while Approching Figures for the first time
Songi -Lazy
Saanthu pottu - Possibility of getting beaten by a stick (courtesy Movie: Thevar Magan)
Takkar figure - Semma figure
Thanni - Liquor
Thalaivar - Leader
Tin katrathu - Getting into trouble (courtesy Movie: Anjali)
Ushar pakri- Smart pakri
Vennai - Fruit
Weightaana figure - A very attractive/rich figure
Wrong kaatrathu - Acting indifferently
Regards
Pistha
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